Cleverbot fail's.

User: Can I inject you with my man semen?

Cleverbot: But you said you were? Can I trust you?

User: Can I inject you with my semen?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I put it in your butt?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Can I put it where you pee?

Cleverbot: Do you have hands?

User: Yes, would you prefer I use them?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Shocker?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I use my penis afterwards?

Cleverbot: She looks lovely in eyelet.

User: Can I use my penis afterwards?

Cleverbot: Did I do something wrong?

User: Can I use my penis afterwards?

Cleverbot: What thrills did you have in mind?

User: Putting it in your pee hole, then in your butt.

Cleverbot: Do you know what a woman is, Geo?

User: Yea a tool.

Cleverbot: Do you know which serie the character mr. Eko is from?

User: No and I don't care, don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: What subject?

User: The subject about me putting it in your pee hole.

Cleverbot: What subject are we chatting about?

User: Sex.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't talk about that.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Then lets talk about it now?

Cleverbot: I don't know anything about rugby.

User: K so can I put my dick in your ass.

Cleverbot: Nobody has ever done that and I have no intention of ever letting anybody do it.

User: Can I put my dick in your mouth?

Cleverbot: Hell no!

User: What if I knock you out then have my way with you?

Cleverbot: Then I would say that I would like you to take me on a date.

User: Sounds good!

Cleverbot: OK. BYE now. I will talk to you again tomorrow.